Sarcastic lines from John Amos' character, James Evans Sr., on Good Times:

 

When someone's being overly cautious:

"You're so careful, you'd probably put a helmet on a goldfish."

Sarcastic lines from John Amos' character, James Evans Sr., on Good Times:

When things are going downhill fast: "Well, this is a fine kettle of fish. Or should I say, a steaming pile of doo-doo?"

When someone is being overly dramatic: "Oh, please. The world is not ending. Just your day."

When someone's plan is doomed to fail: "That's a plan so foolproof, a caveman could have thought of it."

When someone's being overly optimistic: "Sure, and pigs will fly. Just as soon as I find a wingless pig."

When someone's being annoying: "You're as much fun as a root canal without anesthesia."

When someone's being clueless: "You're about as sharp as a bowling ball."

When someone's being overly cautious: "You're so careful, you'd probably put a helmet on a goldfish."

When someone's being a know-it-all: "You're so full of knowledge, you could be a walking encyclopedia. A really boring one."

When someone's being a hypocrite: "The pot calling the kettle black, huh?"

When someone's being a pain: "You're about as welcome as a skunk at a garden party."